themumblybee asked: Do you have any tips on being an adult without failing spectacularly?
Sorry. Don’t worry about it, though. (Panel from this comic.)
letao asked: How big of a fan of winter are you? I'm honestly sick of it at this point; I'm so fucking COLD and my office didn't have the heat on today and I used to think being fat would keep me warm but I GUESS NOT.
In principle, I am fine with winter. In practice, being cold makes me irrationally angry and I have zero capacity to thermoregulate so I swaddle myself in layers til my arms are so thick that pointing is meaningless and physically exhausting. I spend far too much time huddled and bitter and itchy. In conclusion, I think winter should happen only under controlled circumstances and in the presence of those who are genuinely interested. Like opera, or pandas mating.
Anonymous asked: Where I come from, there is a tendency to reduce questions of character/personal merit to the crude approximation of what music a person would listen to while trapped on a desert island. What would Cat, Fox and Wolf listen to were they in such circumstances?
pretentiouscriticpieroscaruffi asked: Bolf (verb): To miss halloween, whether by forgetfulness or business or apathy, but then feel dreadful-- but to then go buy a bunch of marked-down candy the day after and feel better. Example: WOLF BOLFED REALLY HARD THIS YEAR.
I just consulted that esteemed repository of lexical free-jazz, the Urban Dictionary, and for some reason this definition isn’t (yet) listed. However, there are other definitions for bolf [and one for B.O.L.F, which I hope no one anywhere uses, ever].
I like the sound of !bolf, though.